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So, You’d Like to Invest in a Kanye West Mobile…
Presenting our completely affordable, financially practical, depression-considerate buyer’s guide to all the riches name-dropped in Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne.
So remember that one fake movie in Tropic Thunder where Ben Stiller always had a gun and a baby strapped to him? Well it looks like that marketing scheme is taking place in real life now! Gerard Butler with a big gun and a small African child, coming soon in a theater new you! Haha if this doesn’t get billions of dollars, I hope they start making a “booty-sweat” drink, I really do.
Jay-Z and Kanye West’s collaborative album Watch the Throne, which was released exclusively to iTunes last Monday (August 8th), has broken a record for the online store.
According to reports, the LP has become the highest selling album in the store’s history for first-week sales, moving about…
(Source: hiphopdx.com)
and that’s the coolest you can look on a segway.
there’s just so much potential here. maybe now is the time to create one with training wheels so you couldn’t fall? i don’t know how it’d look, but that’s what we pay people for